english jokes contest

Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?

A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.



Here is the equivalent of our French "les chaussettes de l'archiduchesse".... to be read out loud to practice pronunciation :

Betty Botter
Betty Botter had some butter'
But' she said ''this butter's bitter.
If i bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better
So she bought a bit of butter
Better than her bitter butter
And she baked it in the batter
And the batter wasn't bitter
So it was better
Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter

Anyone is invited to add more English humour on this page !
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A new question:

How many countries are there in the European Union?

Which countries don't belong at the European Union?

Here is a free puppy
The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had.

He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing."

The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would you like a puppy? They're Democrats."

Bill declines and jogs onward. The next day Billy jogs past the same girl and decides to talk to her again. "You know what, little girl? I think I'll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they're Democrats."

The girl says, "I'm sorry Mr. Clinton, but they're not Democrats any more. They're Republican now."

Bill says, "They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Democrats at first to begin with?"

She says, "Well, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open."

thank you missy rikku for this funny joke ! Good job !

Amazing anagrams !

The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

Contradiction == Accord not in it

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Another jokes :

What is the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!